Midnigpanyok is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate parrot.

Midnigpanyok created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Midnigpanyok, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Midnigpanyok, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Midnigpanyok's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Midnigpanyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Midnigpanyok in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near tapirs while wearing blue boots and balancing six nickel spheres on your face.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. You must pray to Midnigpanyok five times a day.