Lagcetfod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, duplicitous lobster.

Lagcetfod created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagcetfod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lagcetfod, he will turn you into a dog.

Lagcetfod's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Lagcetfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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