Libfarrip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, confident butterfly.

Libfarrip created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libfarrip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libfarrip, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Libfarrip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Libfarrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.