Latdanjap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring penguin.

Latdanjap created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latdanjap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Latdanjap, she will remove you from existence.

Latdanjap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Latdanjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never wear fawn scarves.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.