Hakstandim Tettibafgom Ortpidfen
is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, sage
pigeon
.
Hakstandim Tettibafgom Ortpidfen
created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hakstandim Tettibafgom Ortpidfen
, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Hakstandim Tettibafgom Ortpidfen
, it will make you grow a tail.
Hakstandim Tettibafgom Ortpidfen's
most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Hakstandim Tettibafgom Ortpidfen's Holy Commandments
1. Learn four new languages a year.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Do not dye your hair black.
5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Hakstandim Tettibafgom Ortpidfen in the centre of the settlement.
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