Komrapyak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, resourceful salamander.

Komrapyak created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Komrapyak, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Komrapyak, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Komrapyak's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Komrapyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.