Komrapyak is a god.
She takes the form of a large, resourceful
salamander.
Komrapyak created water two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Komrapyak, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Komrapyak, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Komrapyak's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Komrapyak's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Never talk about nebulae.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.