Konwondub is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, humorless naga.

Konwondub created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konwondub, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Konwondub, he will be mildly annoyed.

Konwondub's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Konwondub's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Konwondub.

3. Konwondub loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.