Laktonkgad is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful
tapir.
Laktonkgad created time and space five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Laktonkgad, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Laktonkgad, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Laktonkgad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Laktonkgad's Holy Commandments1. Run away if four tapirs approach from the east.
2. Always look after injured sharks.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.
5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Laktonkgad in the centre of the settlement.