Renbestpib is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fussy snail.

Renbestpib created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renbestpib, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Renbestpib, it will torture you forever.

Renbestpib's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Renbestpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. You must pray to Renbestpib nine times a day.

3. Do not keep eight cats in a large pit.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear magenta coats.