Sagvabdog is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, ruthless
monkey.
Sagvabdog created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sagvabdog, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Sagvabdog, it will destroy your favourite star.
Sagvabdog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Sagvabdog's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Hide from cyan rats for they are unholy.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing pink corsets and balancing four platinum spheres on your head.
4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.
5. Always help ants.