Jatrullzakbit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, confident finch.

Jatrullzakbit created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatrullzakbit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jatrullzakbit, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Jatrullzakbit's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Jatrullzakbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Fast once a month.