Fubsidflis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent bear.

Fubsidflis created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubsidflis, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fubsidflis, he will turn you into a slug.

Fubsidflis' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fubsidflis' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine tapirs approach from the north.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Worship no other gods but Fubsidflis.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.
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