Dogsagrak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet crocodile.

Dogsagrak created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogsagrak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogsagrak, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dogsagrak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dogsagrak's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Always help voles in need.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dogsagrak.
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