Maptettistiknull is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, humorless
cow.
Maptettistiknull created viruses four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Maptettistiknull, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Maptettistiknull, she will turn you into a snail.
Maptettistiknull's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Maptettistiknull's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Maptettistiknull six times a day.
2. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.
3. Never eat onions.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Worship no other gods but Maptettistiknull.