Cetcidzig is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy
chicken.
Cetcidzig created matter two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cetcidzig, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Cetcidzig, she will be very sad.
Cetcidzig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Cetcidzig's Holy Commandments1. Always treat seals with great respect.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Pray towards the south.
4. Do not hurt foxes.
5. Never run in the presence of sheep.