Cetcidzig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy chicken.

Cetcidzig created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetcidzig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cetcidzig, she will be very sad.

Cetcidzig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cetcidzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Never run in the presence of sheep.