Henbimmit Tincidtit Stiplanlibtit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, charitable crocodile.

Henbimmit Tincidtit Stiplanlibtit created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henbimmit Tincidtit Stiplanlibtit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Henbimmit Tincidtit Stiplanlibtit, he will be very unhappy.

Henbimmit Tincidtit Stiplanlibtit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Henbimmit Tincidtit Stiplanlibtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Hide from magenta aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.