Car is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, dishonest
walrus.
Car created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Car, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Car, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Car's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Car's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing orange shorts.
2. You must never eat spinach.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never think about gravity.