Car is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, dishonest walrus.

Car created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Car, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Car, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Car's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Car's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing orange shorts.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about gravity.