Hubwatged is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent
pigeon.
Hubwatged created viruses seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hubwatged, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Hubwatged, she will have a low opinion of you.
Hubwatged's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Hubwatged's Holy Commandments1. Run away from red sharks, for they are unholy.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. You must love Hubwatged.
4. Worship no other gods but Hubwatged.
5. Do not sprint in public.