Jiphomdub is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, happy gorilla.

Jiphomdub created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiphomdub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jiphomdub, it will turn you into a snail.

Jiphomdub's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Jiphomdub's Holy Commandments

1. Jiphomdub loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Always help geese.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.