Yarppinshav is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, grumpy crow.

Yarppinshav created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarppinshav, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarppinshav, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yarppinshav's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yarppinshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Always obey Yarppinshav's priests.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must love Yarppinshav.