Hakhadbon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless gerbil.

Hakhadbon created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hakhadbon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hakhadbon, it will manifest in front of you.

Hakhadbon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hakhadbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.