Pasnart is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable elephant.

Pasnart created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasnart, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pasnart, it will turn you into a plant.

Pasnart's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Pasnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never run near dogs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.