Nibveentomsigmiffotbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, tranquil whale.

Nibveentomsigmiffotbaf created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibveentomsigmiffotbaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nibveentomsigmiffotbaf, she will remove you from existence.

Nibveentomsigmiffotbaf's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nibveentomsigmiffotbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.