Pomsithudcun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish cat.

Pomsithudcun created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomsithudcun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pomsithudcun, she will send minions to preach to you.

Pomsithudcun's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pomsithudcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Always obey Pomsithudcun's priests.

5. Never skip in holy places.