Lakhigpop is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, intelligent armadillo.

Lakhigpop created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakhigpop, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lakhigpop, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Lakhigpop's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lakhigpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. You must love Lakhigpop.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not eat limes.