Fenjapbid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, boastful duck.

Fenjapbid created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenjapbid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fenjapbid, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fenjapbid's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fenjapbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about planets.