Vencebnull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient unicorn.

Vencebnull created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vencebnull, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vencebnull, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vencebnull's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vencebnull's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vencebnull first in all things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look after injured mice.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Fast once a month.