Kencudab Yogminjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, prudent rat.

Kencudab Yogminjarn created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Kencudab Yogminjarn, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kencudab Yogminjarn, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kencudab Yogminjarn's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kencudab Yogminjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never mention mice.