Gungabmabcem Tipmitvogstafcamlen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able fox.

Gungabmabcem Tipmitvogstafcamlen created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gungabmabcem Tipmitvogstafcamlen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gungabmabcem Tipmitvogstafcamlen, it will ignore you.

Gungabmabcem Tipmitvogstafcamlen's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gungabmabcem Tipmitvogstafcamlen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never paint your legs magenta.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never feed lots of figs to grasshopers while wearing white jumpers.

5. Never talk about planets.