Gemyikgon is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, narcissistic
spider.
Gemyikgon created dark matter five million years ago.
If you believe in
Gemyikgon, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Gemyikgon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Gemyikgon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Gemyikgon's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. You must never eat wheat.
3. You must pray to Gemyikgon eight times a day.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Gemyikgon loves nematodes, so they must be respected.