Sterbifhan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humorless faun.

Sterbifhan created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterbifhan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sterbifhan, it will turn you into a worm.

Sterbifhan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sterbifhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sterbifhan's name in vain.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.