Yimpanlim Fodcibtit is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, merciful
cow.
Yimpanlim Fodcibtit created humanity six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yimpanlim Fodcibtit, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Yimpanlim Fodcibtit, he will turn you into a hamster.
Yimpanlim Fodcibtit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Yimpanlim Fodcibtit's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
2. You must love Yimpanlim Fodcibtit.
3. Never feed corn to sheep while wearing orange ear rings.
4. Do not wear magenta clothing.
5. Never eat melons.