Dagyikfarn Fobmigbissnart is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, impressive fish.

Dagyikfarn Fobmigbissnart created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagyikfarn Fobmigbissnart, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dagyikfarn Fobmigbissnart, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dagyikfarn Fobmigbissnart's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dagyikfarn Fobmigbissnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never write about stars.