Fitstraggan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, vain bear.

Fitstraggan created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitstraggan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fitstraggan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fitstraggan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fitstraggan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fitstraggan.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fitstraggan loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.