Sandtaldag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, wise rhinoceros.

Sandtaldag created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandtaldag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sandtaldag, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sandtaldag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sandtaldag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Do not take Sandtaldag's name in vain.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Sandtaldag in the centre of the settlement.