Quamnullrig is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, blissful
horse.
Quamnullrig created carbon seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Quamnullrig, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Quamnullrig, she will cry a lot.
Quamnullrig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Quamnullrig's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. You must never eat cherries.
3. Quamnullrig loves rats, so they must be respected.
4. Manatees are not to be trusted.
5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.