Pagyakvid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, conceited hare.

Pagyakvid created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Pagyakvid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pagyakvid, she will not care.

Pagyakvid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pagyakvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Retreat if seven tortoises approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.