Guntigloop is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair parrot.

Guntigloop created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Guntigloop, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Guntigloop, it will be very sad.

Guntigloop's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Guntigloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not commit murder.