Omtcenrut is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic
zebra.
Omtcenrut created time and space eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Omtcenrut, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Omtcenrut, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Omtcenrut's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Omtcenrut's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt dolphins.
2. Never think about electromagnetism near doves while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing six tin spheres on your arms.
3. You must love Omtcenrut.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Omtcenrut.
5. Fast once a month.