Hitligweg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered rat.

Hitligweg created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Hitligweg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hitligweg, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hitligweg's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Hitligweg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight foxes approach from the south.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to hamsters while wearing turquoise scarves.

3. Never feed melons to squirrels while wearing brown boots.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not wear white clothing.