Abgidvegfit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, loving dolphin.

Abgidvegfit created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abgidvegfit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Abgidvegfit, she will turn you into a snail.

Abgidvegfit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Abgidvegfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight pigs in a large pit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.