Cunfensan Bimsablig Gutsasrut is a god.

It takes the form of a small, narcissistic wasp.

Cunfensan Bimsablig Gutsasrut created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunfensan Bimsablig Gutsasrut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cunfensan Bimsablig Gutsasrut, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cunfensan Bimsablig Gutsasrut's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cunfensan Bimsablig Gutsasrut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Cunfensan Bimsablig Gutsasrut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must love Cunfensan Bimsablig Gutsasrut.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Cunfensan Bimsablig Gutsasrut loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.