Rottettijam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless dryad.

Rottettijam created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rottettijam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rottettijam, he will turn you into a sheep.

Rottettijam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rottettijam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must pray to Rottettijam eight times a day.

5. Do not chop down trees.