Bissquagbegdib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic owl.

Bissquagbegdib created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissquagbegdib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bissquagbegdib, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bissquagbegdib's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bissquagbegdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Do not keep six dogs in a large pit.