Dodgilbotvad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sapient tortoise.

Dodgilbotvad created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dodgilbotvad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dodgilbotvad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dodgilbotvad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dodgilbotvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Always obey Dodgilbotvad's priests.

5. Dodgilbotvad loves mice, so they must be honoured.