Kipdutshav is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, idiotic penguin.

Kipdutshav created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kipdutshav, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kipdutshav, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Kipdutshav's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Kipdutshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help ants.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to manatees while wearing brown trousers.