Misvongid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, grumpy hyena.

Misvongid created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Misvongid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Misvongid, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Misvongid's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Misvongid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Always help moths.

3. Hide if four badgers approach from the north.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.