Bellhapbast Limpinkem is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless butterfly.

Bellhapbast Limpinkem created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellhapbast Limpinkem, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bellhapbast Limpinkem, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bellhapbast Limpinkem's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bellhapbast Limpinkem's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never sprint near dolphins.