Quatbemminkinquimlagdad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, charitable skunk.

Quatbemminkinquimlagdad created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatbemminkinquimlagdad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Quatbemminkinquimlagdad, she will come to you in dreams.

Quatbemminkinquimlagdad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Quatbemminkinquimlagdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide if six foxes approach from the north.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.