Flapbellmab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic octopus.

Flapbellmab created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapbellmab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapbellmab, she will turn you into a rock.

Flapbellmab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Flapbellmab's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.